Penthesilea's Invasive Sexual Profile

This will give you a detailed and insightful sexual profile. If you can't figure out how to fill out this questionnaire, you're bloody stupid.

  1. Which of the following do you have?

    ACUCULLOPHALIA
    APELLOUS
    DASYPYGAL
    EVIRATION
    MERKIN
    RANTALLION

  2. Which of these acts have you committed?

    AUTOPEDERASTY
    AVISODOMY
    BLISSOM
    CAPONIZE
    EUNUCHATE
    FEMORAL COITUS
    PEOTOMY
    SACOFRICOSIS

  3. Which of these attractions do you experience?

    AGALMATOPHILIA
    ARACHNEPHILIA
    BATRACHOPHILIA
    PENTHERAPHILIA
    PHTHIRIOPHILIA
    SOROPHILIA

  4. Which of the following fetishes do you have?

    ACROTOMOPHILIA
    AELUROPHILIA
    ANDROIDISM
    ASPHYXIAPHILIA
    AUTASSASSINOPHILIA
    CLIMACOPHILIA
    COPROPHILIA
    FROTTEUR
    KLISMAPHILIA
    TAPHEPHILIA
    XYLOPHILIA

  5. What is your preferred mode of masturbation?

    AMATRIPSIS
    PIZZLE
    RÉTIFISM

  6. Please provide name & email so I can mail you an invasive sexual profile (and give your details to the FBI).
    Name
    E-mail

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Last revised: July 16, 2000